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Crazy and Funny Whatsapp Status Quotes in English 2016:

Here we have compiled some of the untouched,best & latest whatsapp status list for you.Which includes status quotes,short love status,Facebook status


All over the world everyone are crazy about Whatsapp, all time you should update you whatsapp Status through this your friends know about your mood. If you want Funny status in Tamil then this is the absolute page for you. Select thecrazy and Funny whatsapp status from the list and set it as your status.

  • My favorite types of people are  the relatives who give me bucks when they leave. 😀
  • People who have Mobile Contacts like ‘Mom 2’, ‘Dad 2′ scare me:|
  • No one is listening until you make a mistake.
  • No matter where you go, you’re there.
  • A day without sunshine is like, night.
  • Work is for people who don’t know how to fish.
  • Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
  • Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
  • Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
  • Ask me about my vow of silence.
  • Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one.
  • Everything is rightly confused.
  • Do you need space? Join NASA!
  • If you need more TIME go and purchase a watch.
  • Am going to Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.
  • Yeah you ,the one reading my status..Get Lost.
  • Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.
  • I’m cool but global warming made me hot
  • I will be back before you pronounce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.
  • Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy
  • Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my whatsapp status….
  • Love marriage is like dancing in front of snake and asking him to bite.
  • I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card
  • A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine I can use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”
  • Someone on his status “Sleeping” …since 3 Days! He’s probably dead.
  • Just saw the smartest person when I was in front of the mirror 😛
  • God is really creative , I mean ..Just look at me 😛
  • My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
  • People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. 😉
  • Open Books, Not Legs.
  • I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.
  • Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
  • You Don’t Know Something? Google It. You Don’t Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can’t Find Something? Mom!
  • Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if its wide use three fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.
  • That feeling when you enter to a store & they play your favorite son.
  • That Awesome Moment When You Find a Free Wi-Fi in Public Places.
  • Awesome Feeling Being so close with someone that you insult each other all the time and never get offended. 

    That “Awesome moment”, when you see someone’s status, and you know it’s aimed at you 🙂

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